IF AFL TEAMS WERE WOMEN
Which woman best represents your footy team??
ADELAIDE CROWS: JULIA ROBERTS
Big in the 1990s but what has she done lately?
BRISBANE LIONS: SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Just when you thought you were finally safe....... she's back
CARLTON BLUES: NAOMI CAMPBELL
Struts around like a winner but behaves like a loser
COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES: BELINDA NEAL
Arrogant b*tch who thinks the world revolves around her
ESSENDON BOMBERS: SHARON STONE
Once the hottest name in the 'biz, now just a fading force
FREMANTLE DOCKERS: CASEY DONOVAN
Seemed like a good idea at the time, now no-one is buying her sh*t
GEELONG CATS: NATALIE BASSINGTHWAITE
A star after years as a bit player
HAWTHORN HAWKS: SCARLETT JOHANNSON
Only recently has everyone realised how hot she really is
MELBOURNE DEMONS: LINDSAY LOHAN
A miracle she is still alive
NORTH MELBOURNE KANGAROOS: KIM (FROM KATH & KIM)
Deluded and incapable of living without the intensive support of others.
Would fit right in on the gold coast.
PORT ADELAIDE POWER: BRITNEY SPEARS
Once had the world at her fingertips. Now cant even remember to wear her underwear in public.
RICHMOND TIGERS: JANE FONDA
A legend in the 60s/70s but you wouldnt toutch her in 2008
ST KILDA SAINTS: RICKI LEE COULTER
Promises a lot but never delivers
SYDNEY SWANS: CATE BLANCHETT
Used to be boring but has become intersting again
WEST COAST EAGLES: AMY WINEHOUSE
Obvious isnt it??
WESTERN BULLDOGS: LINDSAY DAVENPORT
Unflashy, no nonsense gritty competitor
