I hear ya Holly I hear ya... And I'm glad you ask the Question... Where do I begin. Well my Passion sometimes gets the better of me. And when I go off. I go offfffffffffff. And a few weren't to happy about me Holly. So what did they do ??? they went and lagged me in. I was mortified by this. The cheek of them I thought. In my day Holly if there was a problem at school we used to say right after school down the creek ya rat. And off we went , we used to kick the almighty Christ out of each other and then a home we would go. My mum rest her soul was never the wiser as I told her that I fell off the monkey bars. This went on for a few years Holly. Till the one day me mum said that's it Roberto off to the head Master we go to see about these monkey bars.. Strewth I'm @#$%ed I said to myself. I wont tell ya the rest of that story Holly as I was scared of my mummy. but i can tell ya I always ended up in dads grip. Anyways back to me getten banged up 23 hours a day with no sunshine and on rashens. It was tough Holly but being a COLLINGWOOD man I stuck it out and why ??? Cause BIG BAD BERTO wouldn't give names mate.. You see Holly the footy magistrates court wanted me to rat everyone out... And I said turn it up fellows, do yo know who I am I'm BIG BAD BERTO from COLLINGWOOD and I ain't no RAT. I then went on to say stick that up your umpires jumper your honour And he went went on to say Stick BIG BAD BERTO where the sun don't shine and off to the slammer I went ... If I have learnt anything hollypie it's you don't rat on anybody. Not even your enemies. So to those who go for the spam/report button. See ya down the creek ya rats... And there you have it Holly, thanks for listening.

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