oh no u dnt fuking go talking about farmer a wife basher can everybody ****ing get over it 1.he didnt "bash" her they argued in a pub. 2.he isnt a thug and yes he did play well on the weekend. i thought id do another one of my long researches: ok starting with statistics u say u have won 16 premierships and we have won 0 ok i agree with that but lets have a look at how long carlton has been going on for:Carlton started as a football entering the VAFL in 1877 yes that was 131 years ago that is a while ago. Ok lets go bak 2 where u said u have won 16 premiereships u r right but look at this u have won 16/30 chances in the grandfinal ok that almost half it still suks though and look at this u have had 30/144 years, u have been in the grand final 30 times out of 144 years no offence but that is nothing 2 be proud of hun,thats pathetic we have been in the grandfinal 0/12 wats better 0/12 or 30/144 lets get u 2 do the maths well i already did it and 0/12 is better then 30/144.1904, 1909, 1910, 1916, 1921, 1932, 1949, 1962, 1969, 1973, 1986, 1993, 1999-ok these are the years u where in 2nd at the end of the season on the ladder) 1906, 1907, 1908, 1914, 1915, 1938, 1945, 1947, 1968, 1970, 1972, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1987, 1995-(these are the years u where 1st on the ladder) ok thats 29 times ok im one off u have been in the grandfinal 29/144 rofl. ok ive done my little thing about u and yer omg we have been in the grandfinals 16 times dnt we kik ass (not). ok Fevola's charges turn oh man this is ganna b fun ok where do i start ok/ok i think i have found a starting point}

CARLTON have fined full-forward Brendan Fevola $10,000 for urinating in public and warned he will be sacked if he is involved in another alcohol-fuelled incident.

The champion full-forward has been ejected from the club's leadership group.

But Fevola has been cleared to play in Thursday's season-opener against Richmond.

Fevola was sanctioned for urinating outside a Melbourne nightclub in the early hours of Saturday morning.

The 27-year-old has a long rap sheet of alcohol-related incidents dating back to 2001, which includes being sent home from Ireland in disgrace in 2006 after he was involved in a brawl with a barman during Australia's international rules tour.

He was also suspended for one game last year by Carlton for displaying a poor on-field attitude.

Carlton chief executive Greg Swann said the Blues considered suspending Fevola for his latest indiscretion.

Instead Swann threatened the trouble-prone spearhead that he would be sacked if he was involved in any more alcohol-related controversies.

"Brendan has had an issue with alcohol, everything that has happened to him thus far has been connected to alcohol," Swann said.

"We are seriously going to help him in that case and enrol him in some education and welfare courses.

"We have also agreed with Brendan that if there are any more alcohol-related incidents then that will result in him being terminated by the Carlton football club."

Swann said suspending Fevola would not address his problems.

Carlton's leadership group, led by new skipper Chris Judd, was involved in the sanction, and Swann said Carlton consulted with the AFL Players' Association before imposing their penalty.

wow how charming of him wat a smart idea lets just go piss on a nightclub in early-hours of the morning.

ok ill stop there i hope u enjoyed.

Sorry for the inconvenience, but I don't speak illiterate. Can I get a translation, specifically the part "We have 16 premierships you have 0 and never will with that bunch of recycled Essendon rejects". Are you trying to say that Essendon will never have 16 premierships like Carlton or that we will never have 0?

I'm not trying to be a smartarse here, I genuinely have no idea what you're trying to say.

ok 1. Yes if Judd signed with the dockers i most proberly would find another team 2 support but the dockers would never ever sign judd into there team we know better then that. 2. ok u seriously dnt get it ok get this in yer head u have had players like fevola who have been in yer club for years or w/e and when judd comes in after a week just cause he is good he gets captain as i said b4 that is pathetic if judd is yer only option for captain then u must b desperate. 3. oh mate dnt make me write out every single fukin name cause that would take a fuking long time cause u would see almost 3 quarters of yer players on the list. 4. hey just cause they want him 2 sign up doesnt mean hes not a thug, get this in yer head he might b a fuk good player but that doesnt mean hes not a thug like look at cousins hes a fuk good player and hes a thug.

ok i decided 2 do some research 2 prove 2 u just how much carlton sucks ok 1.2007, u finished 15th, yes im right u where 1 spot away from wooden spoon oh wow u guys should b so fukin proud and yea where did we finish?!?! we finished 11th and won 10 games u finished 15th and won 4 games thats fantastic!.2. in 2007 i just saw that the eagles beat u 100-39 rofl 3. in 2007 we beat u 173-96 rof wat can i sayl u guys just love yer trashings 4. in 2006 we beat u it was 101-86 haha 3. 5. in 2006 u guys got the wooden spoon ROFL im sorry but this just keeps on geting funnier 6-in 2005 we beat u 101-86 hehe. 6-ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL in 2005 omg guess wat!?!?!?! u guys got the wooden spoon AGAIN lol i never knew u sucked ThIs much 7-ROFLMAO ok in 2004 we beat u 107-60 lol. 8-omg guess wat u guys came 11th on the ladder this must of been the year before u started going into the trash haha we where 9th. 9-omfg guess wat again! in 2003 we beat u 127-99 haha oh yea this says lots bout yer greatness. 10.ROFL ok u got 15th on the ladder we got 5th rofl HAHAHA ok 11. 2002 we beat u 96-68 ok this is turnin into a joke we beat u like every single year. ok im going 2 stop there i think u get my point

who gives a flying **** what you think about the racing industry. Get the **** back to your own forum and dribble this utter bull ****.

god ffs i made a mistake, i just changed it and u cnt include this year as 1 year its 13 not including this year so at the end of this year then u can say. ok the facts they started on april 1 ok from april 1 1995 up 2 april 1 2008 (the start of the season) it is 1 years meaning u cnt count it 14 years untill april next year meanin it is closer 2 13 years then 14 years get yer facts right hunny.