Champagne footy not a comment I like to use in a discriptive sense of football. But what else could you callthe current demolishion of what Melbourne are facing and allowing Hawthorne to taste?

Hawtorn 14:12:96, Melbourne 1:8:14 there is 3 minutes left in the final term, the Melbourne fans are far and few inbetween here (most have already left), the MCG has become just a chorus of Hawthorne fans, player and staff in delight.

Lance Franklin has just kiccked another for his 5th, ohh wait
Melbourne has scored its second goal woth 2 minutes left in the third.

How are we to rate Hawthorne when Melbourne so poor