I love his column in the Age and his dog Arthur

robert murphy is grouse

He's a weird arsed looking unit! But an awesome kick!

Anyone derived from ex nuns and priests is ok by me!

funking **** he needs to have a good hard look at him self
hahaha
p.s go the roos

silky skills - he writes a good article as well

He's an animal... dah he's a bulldog

best western bulldogs player

bamdaids are bandaids for little people

its good to see that his loosing a lot of the bamdaids and kicking more gooooaaaalllllsssss

the bloke has this ability where he wont be beaten below his knees, he can out manouvre anyone with agility and his agileness (if that is a word), and his marking is second to none, and his kicking is only second to lindsay gilbee but all around would have to say one of the most polished footballers to play the game

I hope Murphs will be the next captain when Johnno retires. He defies the laws of gravity when he takes marks. The finest CHF in the league.

Murphs, you are major part in what is making the Bulldogs a champion team, you should be proud of yourself because you are an inspiration.

WHAT a bloody LEGEND!!!!!!!

absolute STAR!!!!

Great writer, great philosopher and great player!